No smoking corner

Just to assure all of you I still live

2007-05-21T11:35:00.000+02:00

Well... No excuses, I know -.-

Meh, screw excuses, I've been having too much fun to have time to post, but I announce revitalising this place soon, so stick around.

Nameless out.

New Year in two weeks...

2006-12-17T19:41:00.000+01:00

... and I'm a mess. I have only vague plans about upcoming celebration, and I will need to go out shopping soon, to get some nice clothes :P The city here has turned into dullsville. My coding has come to a halt, as it is too hard to read manuals from comp, I'll have to buy some books.

Heh... I just had a great idea. Since it appears I will be the one to organise a party for new year, I'll make it a masked party :D Oh, how will my friends hate me for that *snickers* Oh well. Someone has to be evil.

My cell phone is starting to act bitchy, shutting down for no apparent reason. Even 'tho it is Nokia, the day I slam it against some wall is drawing near, I can feel it. Or even better, tracing down the location where this particular phone was made and blowing up the place with all the workers there seems like better idea.

Hm. I'm gonna have to download some music for new year's... Come on girls, suggest something, 'cos I doubt my guests would appreciate listening to punk on New Year ;)

Later.

[EDIT] I just now realised that this place has become dull enough that even i have very few things to criticise and be sarcastic about. I'll go blow up a building or two, that should break the monotony [/EDIT]

Aaaaaaand again...

2006-12-11T23:23:00.000+01:00

.. have I completely neglected this place. Well, there are bunch of reasons (none of which I will share with you 'tho. Seeing my readers are mostly females I'd get made fun of ;P) but hey, my blog, my rules.
I've started to learn HTML and pretty soon I'll move on to CSS so this Blog layout will go trough major change. It was pissing me off for a while now, but I couldn't read the CSS rules set by the guy who made this template. Exams are coming on too... AGAIN! There are some good news in my life 'tho... Telemarketers stopped calling :) I'll take all the credit for that.
Well, look at the date. Damn. Where did the year go ? Oh, wait, I know. I Was out most of the tame having fun. Oh well. I'll try to keep up, but that is not very likely. I was talked into starting to play World of Warcraft, and even tho I am holding up against desire to play 24/7, I'm starting to crack -.- Back to the topic of New Year, I have no idea what to do for it... It is possible that I'll just decorate, kick my parents out and bring some chosen company home *wink wink*

Nothing perverted... There will certainly be less then 4 of us.

Hm.

Let's make that less then 7, just so I could say "I said there will be less then 7 of us" later.

Later

major yawnage...

2006-11-21T15:40:00.000+01:00

I had to get up early in the morning (6.30) to go to uni to do some lame ass exam... Did rather well, but like I said - it is lame. The good news is that friday, saturday and sunday I was drunk all the time. It was my family's patron saint - St. George the dragonslayer so we had some guests over (heh, listen to me - some :P), I went as a guest at another party and made one on my own... During three days time I drank more wine than water during a month... and I still have a clear head and another patron saint celebration to visit tonight and another party on saturday pending... Life is good here. Ah, you better remember this post - it is firs and possibly last optimistic post you will ever lay your eyes on for a while.

Elrick, organise a party... Or at least some clubbing with your uni gals, you know I have nothing fun to do at my uni :P

Later

[EDIT] Ah, a maze to reduce your IQ to a level of a plant... have fun. [/EDIT]

So it begins...

2006-11-14T22:12:00.000+01:00

... just as I feared. Today is the day I go out and buy myself a shotgun and one of those construction site horns, ya know, the ones that can blow your brain trough your ear if it is too close. I expect most of my friends also to start buying weaponry of various sort, for our little country has befallen a curse beyond any that we survived so far.

No, Milosevic is not back as a president. Tito is still dead. Aliens are still a mystery and the Antichrist is not to be expected for a while yet. The horror I am talking about is a horrible thing called "TELEMARKETING".

Well it's not that it is new, within last half year I have faced this foul annoying thing once or twice, but today, having received a call to buy window blinds and to fill out some trivia set DEFCON 1 in my head. Now, I will try to get one of those construction site horns, and the moment I slightly suspect the call is phone commercial, someone is getting some of his hearing power reduced. For those of you paying attention, here's why I need a gun - I have phone tracker, and god help them if they do not have hidden numbers.

'Nuff said. Later.

Need For Speed - Carbon...

2006-11-13T13:45:00.000+01:00

should be banned. It is more addictive then most of the drugs I've heard of. If you were wondering why I was away for last few days - that's the answer (that and me not having money to pay for my internet connection on time -.-) For those of you who didn't think I play video games - here's a hint - I sometimes do... anyway whoever hasn't heard of NFS series should have their computers confiscated and burned.

Let's see, what else is new... I'm afraid it was a very dull week thanks to NFS, but I will set something on fire this weekend (read - make BBQ) so I might have some pics to share. Here's something that cracked me up the other day:Whoever made this deserves a pat on the back.

Anyway, later.

Holy fucking shit...

2006-10-15T22:51:00.000+02:00

...I've completely forgotten about this place. Well I'll defend myself with being, well, not exactly busy, bun unavaialable. My uni classes have started again, and this time I have to pass some extra dull exams. I will move soon, as my parents have divorced and house is on sale. My comp is still not operational, and I'm starting to get extra irritated over it.

I am now fully aware of dangers of online flirting... I am expected to sit on a bus and have several hours ride to see a girl I was talking to -.- I need to control my charm a bit. My little problem with a girl I know (I think I mentioned her somewhere) ended up as a fiasco... oh, well... Next, please :)

I was called to recruiting center for medical examination to see will I be drafted into army (that is obligatory here) and they scared the crap out of my family by telling them that my results show that I have seriously damaged liver. Everybody started panicking and sending me to various tests for about a week, only to find out (once we payed for private examination) that I had some serious virus that my body neutralised and is tearing it apart, so my blood will have odd results for about a year or more... I got to gloat over everybody who panicked - I told them I'd have known if I was ill *smirk*

For all you bloggers and MySpacers, here's something nifty I've found - A way to share your music and similar stuff... I'm gonna toy around with it a bit, and I won't make it permanent yet - until I find a template I like and where to put it (on this page) :P

 Anyway... later.

9/11 theories...

2006-09-11T17:11:00.000+02:00

...make me want to crawl back in bed and not come out until overall human IQ doubles. At least.

'Kay - morning. I turn on TV as I eat my breakfast. First channel - Bush documentary. I'm not worried because first channel always sucks. *click* - footage of plane crashing. Not worried - second channel is rarely better than first. 20 seconds later my remote control flies trough the window in high velocity.

Okay, it is the date. But, see... I don't want to see it. People died. More people died as consequence of that. So? Not something I care about as I eat breakfast and get ready to try to find someone smarter then amoeba to talk to (my inner circle of friends)

Anyway - if you got nothing to broadcast on TV, do NOT broadcast what everybody is... I mean, come on! Broadcast cartoons. Or porn. You'd break the records on vievers numbers.

I almost forgot... Everybody is blogging about it too... It effects even me, although I hardly give a shit. So I express my freedom of speech by saying - I don't care. NEXT!

I cannot migrate my Blog to blogger2... some stupid problem popped out. Darn. I have some Uni things to rant about too, but I'll do it tomorrow.

Later

My plot to destroy the world...

2006-09-06T14:11:00.000+02:00

...will have to go on hiatus. I was planning to shove Earth into a black hole - supermassive black hole, just to make sure - but apparently there are very few of those around :( I'll just have to find a way to create antimatter and dump some into planet's core. That should work too.

Besides that 'would' leave me with a problem of what do do once I shove earth in planned direction, but I'm sure I'd manage to improvise. Well, the good thing is that I learned a lot about black holes in process here's a very useful link with low-level explanations of the way black holes work.

Niftiest pic:
Anyway, I still haven't repaired my comp, but I have hopes that will happen soon. Or I might go into stabbing frenzy. It is getting increasingly hard to chat and/or post on forums and blogs with room that is NOT off limits to everybody -.-

Later

I think I may have accidentally learned Spanish

2006-08-28T10:04:00.000+02:00

I hated those tele-novels since the beginning, however mother and sis are watching them constantly - it is one of the main reasons I stopped watching TV. This TV novel thing has been going on for about 4 or 5 years already. Driving me nuts.

Now I'm in the kitchen, making myself a sandwich, mother and sis in front of TV watching one of those dumb things, and I idly listen to TV... and realise I understand most of the gibberish sprouting from it! Something incredibly dumb of course, like 'I cannot do that, he is my son...blah blah blah' Bit that's NOT THE POINT. WHY THE HELL AM I ABLE TO UNDERSTAND IT?

I feel down now -.- TV novels should be outlawed under the penalty of painful death.

Also it is good thing I do not believe in god, for I might have thought someone hates me. I had a nifty date planned, I shaved, got dressed up, went to a meeting point... Halfway there rain starts pouring. Typical.

Later.

I think I'll get a new hobby

2006-08-24T11:36:00.000+02:00

It will be talking depressive people into committing suicide. I'll keep a score and everything.

I mean, come on. You're here people, just have fun. No reason to bitch to someone else about your life - it's much easier to send everything to hell, go out and have a good time instead of trying to get reassurance from someone who (chances are) doesn't give a damn. That's it. I'm making a score board in Excel.

I also did a very stupid thing - I got hooked up on Warcraft III again. And I did it just as my exams are about to start. Go me.

I've been handed something that is - if that is possible - much much worse than Badger Badger link. It is llama llama song -.- Here you go.

Later

Wierd events around me...

2006-08-19T08:37:00.000+02:00

...and I don't give a shit. My parents are in a huge argument that is in progress for a while now, my sister listens to 'Tokio Hotel', I'm getting low Uni scores, but I still don't care. Now that's lazy.

I'm going to lake to do some swimming, I might post some pictures later. Otherwise it was uneventful few days. I might go on a killing spree - I hate being bored. I'm in the process of making new blog that will be extension of this - it will be my ever-shifting punch-list. Pray that you do not find yourself on it.

Browsing randomly trough Deviant Art I've found awesome pic. Here be it:

Doesnt it look... Powerful ? Almost makes me want to live in a world where things like this exist.

Also, a cute British girl is turning 18 today. Say 'Happy Birthday' to her or I'll stab you all. *Gets back to plotting what present to send her*

Later.

This rocked...

2006-08-12T13:07:00.000+02:00

... but I wonder how bored you must be to do something like this. This is not work of ordinary boredom, this is a product of a nail of dull being driven directly into your skull. Anyway it made me laugh and the girl is cute so I tought I might share this.

I swear to god I'm gonna stop going to the pool. I'd rather stay home and sweat my ass off then to torture my brain with occasional ugly dimwits that show up there. There was this girl yesterday and it is apparent that nobody showed her how to shave legs. I swear to my fucking lack of god she could knit a sweater out of that crap. Made me want to have a rusty knife and a dark alley -.-

I saw trailer for Spiderman 3... it was interesting and I only hope that it will not be ruined by hasty We Want More Money Coorporation (aka. Sony Entertaiment).

Whops... Life's calling. Gotta go. Later.

Why am I not afraid of giving out my name...

2006-08-10T14:49:00.000+02:00

...should be rather self-explaining. Isn't it ;P

Well I've seen few more episodes of Battlestar Galactica, and I am kinda turned off for now... in three (long and content filled) episodes there are barely any robots : / It is hardly good SF series without robots firing lasers all over the place and big explosions and things... You get my drift, don't you.

I've been tagged by džoni to make a personal top 10 list of bands/musical performers. Here goes:

01. Nightwish
02. System of a Down
03. Red Hot Chilli Peppers
04. The Prodigy
05. Van Gog (local band)
06. The Ortodox Cells
07. Bijelo Dugme (also local)
08. Riblja Čorba (take a guess)
09. Balašević
10. Bajaga

Come on Princess, let's see your top ten.

*sigh* I'm gonna hafta promote my blog on some forum or something... I do have few loyal readers but my Ego knows no limits.

Adding people to my punch-list:
Michael Jackson - he is too eary not to be punched
Cristofor Columbo - too nosy for his own good

Later

Google fascinates me more and more...

2006-08-09T16:19:00.000+02:00

...with each passing day. Before main story I will cover - here's the lost of Google services I use:

Google Search Engine - this is rather self-explanatory
Google custom homepage - quick access to RSS feeds that is available from any PC.. Rocks.
Gmail - well, I had Yahoo account long time ago, but Gmail is much, much more intuitive. Searching messages, chatting and speed brought by using AJAX scripts... Rocks
Google Earth - I had so much fun using this when it was first published, and Pro version now is awesome... Rocks
Google Calendar - I tried using some of the Calendar software, but they are usually hard to export data from, and I often format my PC. Online variant, heh... Rocks ;)

Well, last wednesday FBI asked all of the search engines for their detailed logs for the period of last month and list of websites most commonly visited trough this search.

AOL and MSN, being pussies they are, turned over their logs right away. Yahoo showed some balls and have sent them extremely limited amount of information - search strings only. Google responded with polite - 'Fuck you very much'. I am still smirking at the thought of Bush administrators receiving that reply. Here's the full article.

On another note - yesterday I was talked into watching 'Battlestar Galactica' pilot shows... and now I am dumbstruck... the sheer awesomeness of that series is staggering. A must-see.
The girl playing an android is frigging HOT... *drool* Anyway, next few days of my life I dedicate to watching trough all of the episodes of it.

Hmmm... I am going to dig out my Photoshop CD and develop a stamp. Something along the lines of 'Approved by Nik'... and of course not-so-flattering counterpart of it.

Later

Females need a fucking instruction manual...

2006-08-04T13:58:00.000+02:00

... and the fact that there is none is proof that god does not exist -.- Now I will not go into lengthy explanation of my point, so let's just say I'm right (as I always am) and move on.

Let me express a mature and well thought of fact about most popular mass media today - about TV

It blows. And it swallows too so you don't get to see the fireworks.

I have 60 channels on my TV and only things worth watching are History and Discovery, and they are not always so hot either. MTV and VIVA show more commercials than music, and Carton Network has turned into equivalent of an ass rape without lubrication. Heh, I even remember when did CN start his downfall. It was with introduction of cartoon 'Cow and Chicken' and 'I am weasel!'. By that the process was started that led to creation of abominations such are 'Square-pants Bob' and 'Reny and Stimpy' *shudder* After watching Cartoons for few hours, only good one I saw was 'Johny Bravo' :) He's 'da man.
[/rant off]

I'm going on a lake for two days - to do some camping ant to get back my tan. I lost it during a week at my gramma, and I tan slowly : /

Later

It will take some time...

2006-08-01T18:30:00.000+02:00

... before I collect enough money to fix my PC. Crap - all I have to say. On the bright side I will get enough money in a month to do a massive upgrade of it, so waiting might be worth it.

Now let's see... I had fun last night. Now for all of the regular readers who immediately think of my previous post - not that kind of fun ;P 'The talk' was moved to thursday, so I went out to see some friends who could be classified as 'nerdy'. We had a few beers, started talking about some old games, moved onto Tolkien universe and before I realised what was going on I was talked into being a Game Master for a pen and paper role-playing game.

Since today they insisted on me fulfilling my promise I will do so. But they are the one who will be sorry. They will learn to shiver when the name of Azrael Stormcrow is mentioned (Elven Assassin who I intend to make them chase).

They asked for it.

I also went to do some swimming today and I my eyes severely damaged. If you are fat and ugly DO NOT WEAR A BLODDY BIKINI. Even better - stay home. And close all of the windows. Now I shall suppress all of my traumas from today by tormenting my players that are due any minute now.

Later

I did not get upset...

2006-07-31T17:34:00.000+02:00

...that a girl I was chasing for a while now has gotten a new boyfriend while I was away.

*looks left*

*looks right*

No, realy, I'm not.
I'm going to go talk to her later today and I'll see what will come out of it.

Also: most useless waste of bandwith I have ever seen. Person who made this should be captured, tortured, skinned alive, burned to death and have his ashes spread over some desert area that is in the process of turning into agriculturaly exploitable land. I bet he'd be nice fertilizer.

Later.

I need to redefine...

2006-07-29T23:39:00.000+02:00

...my personal meaning of the world 'boring'

I was away to see my gramma and do some studying but I lasted only 6 out of 10 days I planned... THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO! (I am never bored enough to study entire day). There is nothing more boring than being at your gramma's apartment in a city where you know noone to and try to study... for 10 days.

Well, there is. I was told that having 6 hours of math on every monday is a torment. By the end of third hour flies spontaniosly combust, and by the time fifth class starts you can HEAR brain cells being coroded into the oblivion. That's the timetable for my classes.

I personaly never went to classes on monday so I wouldn't know ;)

Later

After last few uneventful months...

2006-07-16T13:32:00.000+02:00

...came a week packed with events. I can barely catch up with them. I wouldn't whine if all of the events were good, but that's not the case.

As for the question why haven't I updated for a while - andwer is rather simple - I fried my PC. Actualy I fried only the motherboard bur the effects are more/less same. And when I say fried, I mean not only fried, but I mean 'Holy crap!!! Get me ton of mustard and some onions for this bad boy' fried. The inside of my computer case is a total mess. So my internet time was nonexistant for the last week or so.

That's about only bad thing I can think up that happened to me (bseides the fact that I was forced to see last half an hour of Da Vinci Code...) So - on to the good stuff : )

A friend of my father works night shift on the local pool ^^ I went few times and I am somewhat ashamed of my lack of stamina, but I'm working on it ;)

I've been to few wery good parties with my friends during last few days and we have made scedual of parties for the next week or so - every day at least one ^^... O_o I almost forgot the best thing that happened to me... I HAVE SENT MY MOTHER AND SISTER ON SOME CRAPPY VACATION and the house is all mine and fathers... actualy, scratch that. MINE! ALL MINE!!! I might gonna have to hire construction workers to repair the structural damage day before mother is supposed to get back, but it'll be worth it ^^

Later

I was beaten in darts...

2006-07-02T23:21:00.000+02:00

...by my date. The horror. Agony. Shame...

Ok, I am overreacting, but that's not the point. I mean she goddamn missed board half the time, stood there giggling, threw the dart and HIT THE BLODDY BULLS EYE. And when I hit it, dart bounces away from the top of previous dart that got stuck there and of course board didn't register it. FUCK!

Well. I did get to be the moral winner by the end of the night, but that's not the point ;P

*cough* switching topic

I was given a link for a flash movie by this girl with a special post on her blog *Ego boosts* but you are not getting link for her blog ;P She is too nice to be let near some of you folks. Anyway here's the link. It is a bit morbid (a large bit), but it is also funny... the way that waiter guy speaks makes me want to roll on the floor and hit something at the same time (especialy his *inhaaaaaaling air* 'sup line ^^). While you're there also check out that smiley central parody by the same author (You know those 'Hallo!!!' and 'Say something!' emoticons you get to see sometimes that nobody with more IQ then average peanut has downloads? Well it's a parody to that) Thanks Tova, I'll make a post for you one of these days ;)

Now let's see... Oh yes, I downloaded Hearts of Iron 2 , World War II strategy game - extremly detailed. It is the reason for me failing my last exam, but what I can tell you is that have I been Prime Minister of United Kingdom, world would be shaped very differently ;P

More later, now I shall return to trying to find a way to stop Soviet Union for gnawing on my ass...

As I typed this Tova has granted me another hyperlink, for which I am eternally grateful. Now if you excuse me I have to go have a drink. A BIG drink.

I asked a girl...

2006-06-28T21:52:00.000+02:00

... I chat with often (when I say often I mean very, very often) several times what was she doing up so late besides talking to me, and few times the answer was thet she was trying to talk a buddy of hers out off committing suicide. When I once replied 'why bother?' I was accused of 'not being compassionate enough'.

So I did make a quick list of reasons why would one talk someone out of killing himself:

Absolutely nothing

Suicide is one of the dumbest things one can do when faced with tough time. Just because you do not see a viable solution doesn't mean you should waste this (presumably) one life you have. If you are weak/dumb enough to do it anyway mankind should be grateful for having your genes removed from global gene bank. Here are even some of the interesting ways to kill yourself, by acknowledged psychotherapist - Maddox.

Ok, nuff about that, here are some more fun stuff. I ran into a comic few days ago, and I have read entire archives in 3 days. I think I have also cracked several ribs from laughing. Here, have fun:

[whine on] I stubbed my @%$^#!@toe playing soccer. OUCH!!! [/whine off]

I know there was something else I wanted to share... But I can't remember now. Oh, well...

I also want to explain why last post was so messy, with different styles for each chapter, and with some HTML code errors. I was trying out which style I like the most, I absolutely did not expect to have a bunch of visitors very same moment I published post. I will try to keep errors at minimum, yet I have only vague knowledge of HTML, and I am in process of learning. So be patient.

Over and out.

Goddammit why...

2006-06-25T01:14:00.000+02:00

...are things I am taught at college so lame. I had to go and take an exam in saturday morning, but it's cool, I could have gotten over it - after all I have no more clases for next three months. So I sit there with bunch of other guys, feeling good about myself in general, when they hand out the exam assigments and ho ho ho... first two assigments were adding, substracting, multiplying and dividing. Now before you go an a rampage of indignity I must defend myself saying that first assigment had four different equasions, and second one had an unknown constant X that needed to be calculated...

I am able to feel your disaproval as you read this, so I will tell what makes the exam dull like a Backstreet Boys live stage. Everything had to be done in BINARY CODE. YEAH, THREE PAGES AND 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES OF ZEROES AND ONES, TO CALCULATE SOMETHING SHITTY LIKE 126.35 + 1469.5

If I ever come to the state of mind where I'll think like this: 'Let me calculate this by hand, ignoring conviniences of modern societies to have PHONES that can do advanced math equasions, but while I'm at it, let me do it like computer does it as to make sure it is correct - It will take me half an hour, but that doesn't beat the satisfaction of me doing mundane calculation on most OBNOXIOUS way imaginable' - you are free to take a baseball bat and bash my skull into unrecognition.

So to whoever lamo it is who chose to put this sort of crap into my sudies program - here's some friendly feedback from your beloved student:

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100001 00100001 00100001

The nerdish thing...

2006-06-23T14:07:00.000+02:00

... I have ever seen online. And I have seen Star Treck forums (*shudder* the horror). Oh, yeah... I might as well say what it is. Look:

Now, this is fantasy based radio that has just recently celebrated 5 years, playing 24/7 songs from 'Braveheart' and similar movies, as well as RPG games music (for all you 'Oblivion' nerds out there - they apparently have entire soundtrack). Ack. What a waste of bandwith. I need to add a plugin to my Firefox that will automaticly bitch-slap me every time I try to visit site that has guy who calles himself 'Legolas' as a moderator. Hell with it, I'll add all other characters from LOTR on the list as well.

Now, I am not against LOTR. I have read the trilogy, as well as 'Hobbit' and 'Silmarilion' ages ago, and I like them... But when they started printing out things like 'Tree and Leaf', featuring entire genealogy of main royal lines from every elven tribe, my alarms went off. It is a fantasy book. Not someting to bore people to death with.

In concludion, I add people who call themselves by characters from any Tolkien book to my 'Punch List'

Some of the people that commented my last post were asking me wtf is ouzo... I can tell without even looking that they are not from Serbia, and probably not in Europe either. Ouzo is a Greek variant of Vodka. It is not as strong and, unlike Vodka, it tastes rather sweet. But be on alert, it is not that weak as a drink.Try it if you have courage ;P

I have found a tempo of posting I like - one post in two days. Seing my exams are starting tommorow, I will not thange layot of the blog much, but do not be suprised if you see some minor changes now and then. And I thank people who post here and visit occasionaly - My ego is in your debt :)

I never realy liked drinking ouzo...

2006-06-21T11:45:00.000+02:00

... and after last night I have remembered why it is so. It is one of the few drinks that can leave me a headache ><

So today's post will be somewhat random. Here's a short list of people I'd like to punch in the face:

Leonardo Di Caprio
That guy who plays faggot in 'Will and Grace' (The other regular faggot. Not Will. Altough...)
My math teacher from elementary - for being an ass
Guy that sold me stale oranges yesterday
Anyone who uses l337 speech
That guy who tought of 'clippy' - I should probably recieve a medal from that one. When I heard it was not going to be included into office few years ago, I tought good ol' Bill had come down with a flu or a rare moment of humanity and decided to make one of his products slightly less annoying. But after seing 'Vista', I am inclined to beleave he got over it.

Ugh.

That's the short list. I doubt long one would fit here. That's it for today.